The Reformer's Firebrand

*-{The New Canadian Colonist's Advocate }-* A commentary of fiery reformist sentiment from the spirit of it's 210 year old Canadian ghost publisher patron. This will be a home to the new wave of anti-partisan advocacy for defeating Canada's second "family compact" and reinstallation of responsible governance in this 21st century new Canadian democratic dominion.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Canada conditioned to be unprepared for Terrorists

We note this AM that Screech McClellan seems concerned about the decades of foolish liberal policy and utopian mind washing that have left Canada unprepared mentally and physically to cope with Jihad..........

.......and big Paulie Librano seems prepared to keep it all under his hat.

Now close your eyes, click you magic Forsheims together 3 times and repeat the magic words:

Canada has no enemies....there's no place like home... magic liberal pixie dust keeps us all safe and sound......
Canada has no enemies....there's no place like home... magic liberal pixie dust keeps us all safe and sound......
Canada has no enemies....there's no place like home... magic liberal pixie dust keeps us all safe and sound......
Canada has no enemies....there's no place like home... magic liberal pixie dust keeps us all safe and sound......
Canada has no enemies....there's no place like home... magic liberal pixie dust keeps us all safe and sound......

There, feel better now???

6 Comments:

Anonymous Snowbunnie said...

Canada has no friends. And they are doing all they can to pissoff the only friend that does count with their rhetoric egged on by that liberal pixie dust.
When the crunch comes it will be THAT very abused friend that comes to the rescue and that liberal pixie dust will have vanished in the many puffs of smoke of the aftermath of a disaster than need not have happened but will.

July 13, 2005 at 9:19 AM  
Anonymous MikeP said...

Bill I read your comments over at
Richards blog on SSM. I am not sure how you figure we won anything on this. I suppose if you are libertarian yes, but not if you're a social conservative. Do you care to do a blurb on here about it and for the sake of my comprehension skills keep it simple. Cheers. Mike

July 13, 2005 at 1:34 PM  
Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

Completely right SB: smoking Liberal pixie dust allows one to enter the magical mythical kingdom of Trudeaupia: a place where evil tyrants are out best friends and no one ever says a dicouraging word and the skies are electric pink all day. In this Pink enebriated state one feels thay can PO the only true friend Canada has with jeuvenile bad mouthing and still have them supply 92% of the GDP after we embrace ( dangerously) both our and their enemies in our intoxicated pixie dust state.

Wadda country...inebriate dogma is official state foreign policy.....if Tim leary's liver hadnt fragged out from his acid ingestion, I think Canada's fed-libs would hire him as a policy wonk.

July 13, 2005 at 2:36 PM  
Blogger Aizlynne said...

One of her comments that I found most telling was when she said "the premiers are supposed to meet every year, but haven't in the past 11 years...

Just shows you no one in Ottawa - including Fat Swannie, is watching the hen house while the wolf waits outside.

July 13, 2005 at 2:41 PM  
Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

The brainless cow leaves me totally nervous about national security. In the new world dictionary when you look up "empty political puppet" Screechin' Annie's picture should be beside it.

July 13, 2005 at 8:30 PM  
Blogger Debris Trail said...

Pixie dust is actually a pathogen; it dulls the senses, short circuits synaptic impulses, especially in the brain, and fill one with a sense of omnipotence. What's worse, is that it is contagious. Its effects are often confused with long term Cannabis Sativa usage, so unwary humans will associate closely with infected individuals, then become infected themselves. Some say that nearly 80% of the Toronto core is infected, although I find that number a tad high. Nevertheless, the only remedy is a swift fisticuff upside the head, to jar the senses, then immediate transport to Calgaries Foothills Hospital, for an injection of protein from 100% AAA Alberta beef. It's the only cure.

July 13, 2005 at 8:40 PM  

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