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Friday, November 25, 2005

ET Please phone Ottawa!

From the fruit cakes of Old Trudeaupia collection:

This blaring headline sreeched across US political sites today with depraved abandon. It is quite an eye catcher with yet another Liberal political loon hammering a nail in Canada's credibility coffin. What did Hunter Thompson ( himself a famous Lib-left loon) say about this?....ahh yes; " When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"...and for Paul Hellyer times have certainly turned wierd:

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”
Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Wahoo!!... and it's not even near April first.....this is a real 3 alarm tinfoil hat alert. Well, there's another juicy legacy piece from the Trudeau cabinet for you....one finance minister ( Chretien) caught running a government jointly with the Quebec mob and neck deep in the greatest public trust scandal in Canadian history...and now another Trudeau finance minister ( Hellyer) who has become a self appointed lobbyist for little green space men, who he predicts could show up in Ottwa any day now. But, hey, this is Ottawa and the Canadian public is conditioned to accept this level of madness and illogic in its politicians....what's the big deal with expanding the single party corrupt Canadin state inter galactically...right Paul?....like star wars with a 10% skim for the party bag men.
Perhaps there is another quote from the master of "gonzo" which is more apropos to Mr. Hellyer's situation: " I wouldn't recommend drugs, alcohol or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Rock on Paul they msut have some high powered shit to smoke at those PET cabinet minister's reunions.

8 Comments:

Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

Hey I wonder if the multi-cult have jumped on this yet...there's a whole new dimension for funding....the inclusion politics of the ET class....disadvantaged by their absence and political estrangement. ;-)

November 25, 2005 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger Justthinkin said...

Actually WL, maybe he meant the west,as we are considered alien by Idiotario standards. Nah. Stupid rose coloured glasses got in the way,or maybe my shit aint as good as theirs.

November 25, 2005 at 7:11 PM  
Blogger Aizlynne said...

It was well know in Ottawa during Trudeau's reign that he smoked pot. So did Maggie. No big surprise to most of us.

I suspect Hellyer is having acid flashbacks during Simpson Halloween specials. Unfortunately the only cure is death.

November 25, 2005 at 8:38 PM  
Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

Aizlynne said...
"It was well know in Ottawa during Trudeau's reign that he smoked pot. So did Maggie. No big surprise to most of us"

Seems he never gave up toking the sacred Broccoli since then....in fact we are seeing some effects long term narcotic use delusions....like pot smoker's Delirium Tremens...either that or he can't handle the new high powered "Hydro bud" the Fed growers are producing these days....at any rate pothead Paul is delusional in his national priorities....we have a nation wracked by government corruption, executive depravity and a decaying democracy and he thinks we should make ET a military and security priority with Al Queda cells being found in TO and Montreal. I can see what the Pentagon are saying about this.

Canada has just been demoted another couple of rungs as a credible ally by the free nations fighting the terror menace.

While the free world fights the dark forces of terroism and theocratic tyranny, Liberal hacks are out chasing ET....just friggin' perfect!

November 26, 2005 at 5:54 AM  
Blogger ABFreedom said...

Typical LIEberal mentality, soaking there head in narcotics seems to be the only way they can survive. Now watch the socialist pigs fund the idiots cause.

November 26, 2005 at 7:48 AM  
Blogger Shaken said...

Do you suppose the aliens will be able to "self-identify"? Was it they who absconded with all the shinola, using clandestine centifuges in Kyoto to process into the much vaunted and rare dilithium crystals, much favored by Earth Father Strong?

November 26, 2005 at 8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in the Royal Canadian Air Force when Hellyer amalgamated the Air, Navy and Army into one service..... and put us all in GREEN UNIFORMS. His own "little green men".
Makes sense now!

November 26, 2005 at 1:34 PM  
Blogger Clinton P. Desveaux said...

Good post

November 27, 2005 at 5:49 AM  

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