How many Martin Liberals Does it take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Today my little tax slave Mousekateers we have answers to the age old quandry Canadians have been asking for over 50 years:
Q. HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE “LIBRANOS” REGIME DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
A. TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, “where? What light bulb?
2. One to attack the “Canadianism” of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Chretien for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world to ignore the darkness in Canada…a Liberal invented the light bulb and Canada still the light bulb capital of the world…according to a recent UN study..Cuba, Russia, China, Korea, Iran and France agree,
5. One to give a two billion dollar no-bid, 1000% over-budget contract to Liberal patronizing companies for the new light bulb,… The Montreal vendor who wins the bid subcontracts the job to a Calgary engineering company for 1million and pockets the rest.
6. One to arrange a CP photograph of Martin, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder pointing to the dead bulb under the banner: “PM promises to restore light to Canada”…then he walks away and the bulb remains there for another 5 years when it is used as an election promise,
7. One former PMO insider to resign and in detail reveal how Martin was literally in the dark the whole time Adscam ensued and referring to the burnt out light bulb,
8. One to seemingly viciously smear #7 in a controlled committee hearing on the burnt out bulb….the confusion and conflicting testimony allows the media to propagate uncertainty: “ Was there even is a burnt out light bulb?”,
9. One gay/multicult government funded special interest surrogate to campaign in media and at rallies on how Paul Martin has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Canadians about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Q. HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE “LIBRANOS” REGIME DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
A. TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, “where? What light bulb?
2. One to attack the “Canadianism” of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Chretien for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world to ignore the darkness in Canada…a Liberal invented the light bulb and Canada still the light bulb capital of the world…according to a recent UN study..Cuba, Russia, China, Korea, Iran and France agree,
5. One to give a two billion dollar no-bid, 1000% over-budget contract to Liberal patronizing companies for the new light bulb,… The Montreal vendor who wins the bid subcontracts the job to a Calgary engineering company for 1million and pockets the rest.
6. One to arrange a CP photograph of Martin, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder pointing to the dead bulb under the banner: “PM promises to restore light to Canada”…then he walks away and the bulb remains there for another 5 years when it is used as an election promise,
7. One former PMO insider to resign and in detail reveal how Martin was literally in the dark the whole time Adscam ensued and referring to the burnt out light bulb,
8. One to seemingly viciously smear #7 in a controlled committee hearing on the burnt out bulb….the confusion and conflicting testimony allows the media to propagate uncertainty: “ Was there even is a burnt out light bulb?”,
9. One gay/multicult government funded special interest surrogate to campaign in media and at rallies on how Paul Martin has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,
10. And finally, one to confuse Canadians about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
posted by W.L. Mackenzie Redux | 7:47 AM
16 Comments:
I suppose it's indirectly about 1000. Given that each of the ten has to get the proper licensing and right-of -ways and permits and forms and clearances, before they can actually even enter the room where the light is... that'd be about 100 bureaucrats per "turnee"...
LOL... good one Bill, but the light bulb supplied by Magna International was defective.
Bill,
Good one! What I don't get, though, is why so many intelligent Canadians support the Liberals. At least I'm assuming that all Liberal supporters aren't stupid.It's frustrating when even a street level guy like me can see what the LPC is doing to the country and the supposed "elite" can't.
What gives?
Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in limos and in fancy hotels in France, all paid for by Canadian taxpayers...
And then they threaten to sue anyone for saying, "Hey!"
They think they can do whatever they want without question from anyone.
The people who vote Liberal are not necessarily intelligent. If they are, their intelligence is dormant pending a horrible shock awakening it, which I hope comes very soon. If they're actually using their intelligence, then they're addicted to those checks with the Canada logo on the bottom, or to the cash in the big marinara-stained envelopes.
Canadian Sentinel said...
"Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in limos and in fancy hotels in France, all paid for by Canadian taxpayers...
And then they threaten to sue anyone for saying, "Hey!"
They think they can do whatever they want without question from anyone."
LMAO ;-) Apparently they screw their limo divers in the fancy foreign hotels and even the drivers sue the public for saying anything about it.
Guys: This is a long response but worth it if you bear with me.
I have tried to get a main message across with this blog. All my assertions are different angles on a singular premise. THIS IS: that the liberals are NOT liberals. (hell, I'm a liberal...a Libertarian to be exact, and they act like profligate, civilly irresponsible tyrants by my values) The Canadian Liberal single party state cartel are just the latest group of perverted, decadent power elites who have risen to feed on the common people in this age.... their counterparts in ages past were the genocidal soviet regimes of the political elite class, the degenerate European aristocracy before them and before that, the perverse Roman Patrician class fed on the common people and enslaved them. Before Rome the Persian and Ottoman kings...the enslavement and servitude of the masses to the whims of a megalomaniac leader or power cartel is almost as old as mankind itself. Occasionally this class produced true humanitarians in the form of lawgivers, builders and teachers, but for every one of these civilly responsible statesmen-kings there were 1000 tyrants and hedonist perverts who claimed the right to absolute power.
Seems as soon as we (common humanity) decided to get organized for the purposes of order and common defense, and relegate some of our collective power to a trustee for this purpose, there was always some sociopath around who wanted to use relegated this power for his own good to subjugate us to his whims. The ancient ruling class sociopaths claimed to be either gods or chosen by god to rule or use us like their personal live stock...later the excuse was restrictive/abusive governing “for our own good”…. so we muddied, presumed unenlightened masses don't run wild like the beasts our presumed “betters” percieve us to be...post modern governments and bureaucracies are built upon this elitist premise…the arrogant sanctimonious premise that no one individual can be trusted to do the right thing for himself without an army of parasitic bureaucrats to force him into their social mold…..handcuffed with regulation and under threat of state sanctioned personal ruination if we resist.
The modern mega state borrows heavily from the strata of ancient Roman political class structures to keep control of us and build state power for themselves.....so the modern Fed-lib is not so much a political idealist as this is a personality type we deal with...an ancient one…one which has turned our free commoner's democracy into a perverse single party state modeled on earlier aristocratic oligarchical Kleptocracies under Romanesque politics and rule and tribunal law...not a political party per se...it is an elitist power class megalomania which justifies the sociopathic arrogance to claim divine right to control, manipulate, rule and feed upon the common classes…not to obey them as their public servants, but to rule them.....to use them like human cattle to mind-wash and intimidate then milk of wealth and productivity and grind them up in their mad social experiments or power lusting wars with competing sociopathic ruling elitists…..just as prototype dictators like the Caesars had done before them…Today’s nanny statist tyrants use a suffocating broadloom of restrictive bureaucracy, and a perverted law system to accomplish the type of population control Hitler only dreamed of.
Status quo Liberal federalists are just the latest version of a parasitic ruling class elite which has plagued mankind for eons...every once and a while we Plebian soiled and cowed commoner masses throw off the yoke of their oppression and kick some ruling class butt....but sooner or later neglect of self respect and lack of vigilance for our personal liberty allows this black hearted scum to re-infect our societies/cultures with their ruling class elitism.....we are in the final stages of this now with the domestic elite class ( academia/media/political/corporate) putting the final touches on the single party oligarchical, kleptocratic state....we see the evidence of their untouchable unaccountable ruling structure in the many scandalous incidents which the decadent depravity of absolute power creates in the ruling class.
Here’s a prime example from the new single party patrician state’s founding ruler:
PIERRE TRUDEAU: “There's a lot of bleeding hearts around, who just don't like to see people with helmets and guns. All I can say is go on and bleed”
Not very “liberal” when it came to using the power of the police state to crush dissent was he? Despite what Canada’s first Roman patrician dictator of the Librano dynasty thought about our “bleeding heart” concerns for creeping statism and martial law, many are still disturbed at his fondness for the expansion of the state not only into our bedrooms but our living rooms schools, private institutions and our thoughts and beliefs…..and yes we are still disturbed at the affection the Trudeaupian state has for police state policy.
The answer to the question: The same amount of Martin Liberals as Conservatives...
Now on a more serious note, I have a question for you at my blog on my latest post. What can I do?
You're right, Wil.
Gotta say, though, as for PET and the October Crisis with the FLQ, I would've done exactly the same. The Filqistes (who're back again, btw, in Vice-Regal guise, for heaven's sake) were bloodthirsty terrorists and actually murdered an innocent man, Pierre Laporte. Of course, that wasn't simple dissent. It was terrorism, and had to be brutally crushed, and fast. Just as Al Qaeda et al have to be today.
Although I wholly agree that PET was quite misguided about pretty much everything else, that may have been the ONE thing he did right, which I seriously doubt either the Cretch or the Grimacin' Candyman would have the 'nads to do in today's wussy leftist terrorist-loving environment.
A real leader must be prepared to simply crush illegal, undemocratic, murderous terrorism, as is US President George Bush, one of the greatest world leaders in history no matter who says what.
We can only hope the Canadian leader following next election will be one who has the courage to do the right thing regardless of what the Cindy Sheehans of the world incessantly screech into the ears of the MSM and out of our TV sets...
That Light bulb will be of no use if NL ever grows some nads and cuts of the power being robbed from us.
NL needs to take a page from the Quebec bargaining book.
Who's going to police that transmission line through Quebec if Quebec doesn't get the lions share threat.
So what is the solution? Vote PArtizan Conserative? NO sir the only way the people will eer regain any control is through independants, no matter what their shape or color independatns is the only way Canadians will ever regain any control of self government.
Unfortuneately the Bloc Quebecois will become the majority if Independants become the political affiliation of the day.
Would this be so bad maybe maybe only when the bloc become the majority government will we ever get what we rightly deserve.
Mark my works thois will become the Yankee politics slogan in the next election.
Canadian Sentinel said...
"You're right, Wil.
Gotta say, though, as for PET and the October Crisis with the FLQ, I would've done exactly the same"
Before you unknowingly commit yourself to support for the tyranny of the police state, which protects only the ruling elite, step back a few paces, shake the indoctrinating revisionist history and look at what really occurred in the October crisis.
First; we have the FLQ. They are NOT a "people's revolutionary army" as they are neither of the plebian class or representative of the people of Quebec. They are a cell of largely academic elitist zealots who plot to overthrow the current ruling class and establish themselves as the new ruling order.... not to establish republican democracy and open government. They simply want a new form of oppression. This is a case of one cell of elites hoping to purge the existing cell of elites in one province alone....not the nation, and there were no more than a handful.
Second: like the mafia and similar criminal enterprises that feed on the common people, these political elites were in a turf shoot out and they were targeting other elites ( politicos and government bosses)…just like the mob and gangsters they were killing their own kind over turf…typical of this thug class…..had it not been for the feds special ops and RCMP burning barns and planting bombs to justify the imposition of martial law, no citizen would have been involved….just elites.
You have to ask yourself why a nation wide suspension of the constitution and imposition of marshal dictatory law? Wasn’t this a tad drastic for a matter of 12 or so criminals kidnapping politicians from Quebec? There are laws against kidnapping, murder and treason…the bombing and burning has since been proven to be the doing of the feds themselves via the RCMP …..why the need to free government from the restrictions of the constitution and civil rights? You may recall the last 2 times this was done ( freeing the feds from civil accountability under war measures) we got a government imposed ( illegal) confiscation of personal income then a state owned commodity marketing monopoly called the wheat board. What did the feds get out of the PET suspension of constitutional restraint of govt. powers?…Well you recall they arrested 400 people and only 3 were charged …in the whole FLQ there were probably no more than 20 operatives all of whom were known to the RCMP. During the “emergency the Liberals drafted 2 deadly pieces of law and enacted them as a matter of “emergency precautions. One bill (still a law) allows the feds to seize anyone’s bank acct. assets for any or no reason on the pretext of “in national interest”….the other was the law that became the FAC act later on…the start of Liberal gun control/confiscation……so the FLQ “threat” was blown out of proportion ( by Mounties setting fires and bombs) to justify the war measures act which gave the black hearted bastards the right to pass 2 laws ( asset confiscation and gun confiscation) that they would never have been able to get away with in a sitting parliament or with wide public knowledge.
As a side note I was just a rural Ontario farm kid of 14 at the time who was out plugging rats in a neighbor’s dump with my .22 when a cop stopped by and pulled his K frame smith on my buddy and I as he confiscated our guns “for unlawful use of firearms during a national curfew on firearms use by civilians”…he said……when my Pop phoned the station he was livid with the action of this cop ( we were paid to shoot rats for Mr. Snider)..He didn’t give a pinch of coon shit what was going on in Quebec, you don’t steal the single shot .22 Cooeys off a couple of farm kids as an act of national security….Pop got our guns back and an apology from the detachment detective ( who he grew up with)….but if this scenario was played out in today’s statist atmosphere with the expansion of the police state via C-68 , the Anti-terrorist act” and the “police powers act” which give the cops the right to virtually commit crimes while on any case involving armed civilians, I can see my Dad being locked up for complaining the way he did, losing his guns as well as ours and paying lawyers and fines that would financially ruin him.
Ya times have changed…but not for the better. We are far less free as citizens than we were 3 or even 2 decades ago….and when I see arrogant Caesar types Like PET suspending constitutional rights to expand the police state then mock anyone who questions it, I want to sit even closer to my loaded gun than I have before. I refuse to allow jack boots to tramp on me!
NL-ExPatriate said...
"So what is the solution? Vote PArtizan Conserative? NO sir the only way the people will eer regain any control is through independants, no matter what their shape or color independatns is the only way Canadians will ever regain any control of self government."
Sorry this is not a solution as under the current system. Independents have no power at all...hell back bench MPs have no power. The reason is party ( or cartel) politics is entrenched in Canadian parliamentary systen through the massive powers we give the PM as the leader of a party.
Aparty leader becomes a defacto PM and the PM controlls everything in caucus and as party leader....disagree with him, he turfs you out and you will never be put on any committees or get a portfolio in the cabinet.
For independents to have power in government 2 things have to change to break the back od party polictics and return control of an MP back to his constituents:
The PM must be elected as government leader in a separate election...cnadidates cam come from any party or be independent...PM candidates are slected through regional run off elections.
Then we remove the confidence vote as a way of removing a government or PM and replace it with citizen recall or impeachment.
Your missing the point and still thinking along the lines of power for the parties and special interest groups big business. I'm talking about power for the people. The more divided and sectorial the parties and parliamentarians are the more the people will have a say through each and every independant we elect.
Just look at the present minority government as an example.
Now the masses living along the US border in Ontario and Quebecs Nationalist will try and dispell this reality and protect their own personal agendas and big business interests but the fact remains the more divided our politicians the more powerfull the people!
I understand completely NL.
The only way to get true representatibve democracy back is to kill the appointment power of the PMO and give it to parliamnet...second we need to have the PM selected by the public....3rd we must have impeachment and recall instead of non confidence votes....this breaks the back of the party system....it puts you back in control of your MP...unless he sells you out...then you can recall the bastard. '-)
Back late to the party.
I'll have to get back again to y'all later. So many blogs to visit and so less and less time... but, Wil, this is indeed an interesting discussion on the FLQ thing. Will read your impressions a bit later and see what I think.
Meanwhile, enjoy my site.
Many thanks for your input and views, Wil.
It's good to have more than just the MSM perspective(s) on the FLQ crisis.
Interestingly, if the cops can do as they please in the performance of their duties, then how come the Khadrs and all the AQ bastards get to walk among us as if they're harmless little mongrel dogs?
I guess it's only politically correct to go after Euro-looking citizens, but not after residents who're actually proven to be members of terrorist organizations and therefore threats to national security?
Something weird is going on in Canada.
Canadian Sentinel said...
"Interestingly, if the cops can do as they please in the performance of their duties, then how come the Khadrs and all the AQ bastards get to walk among us as if they're harmless little mongrel dogs?"
Because the Khadrs are poster kids for Liberal Multicult mythology...sucking up to mutts like this is liberal policy to obscure the mess they have made of this country with dangerously lax border policy.
The police in this nation do what the government tells them to do...they enforce government policy, not the linear-egalitarian, constitutional application of the rule of law...we have lived under politically selective and interpretive law enforcement for over 30 years. No surprise here. Canada is a breath away from oficially becoming a single party police state.
Totalitarian rule need not be genocidal....the way the Liberals run it they will simply destroy you economically if you oppose them.
Here's an example:
http://www.brucemontague.ca/
here's another:
http://www.defianttribe.ca/my-story.htm
"Totalitarian rule need not be genocidal....the way the Liberals run it they will simply destroy you economically if you oppose them."
Precisely the point I've been trying to make for months now.
I believe, personally, that I have been shut out of federal employment simply because I didn't keep my conservativism a well-guarded secret when I was a temp with them. My performance and results were, not to praise myself, spectacular for having been there only two months- my work there saved the taxpayers $75,000 a year every year in eliminated waste at one federal complex. Yet I never got a callback. I guess my superior productivity and quality of results made them feel threatened?
Perhaps a human rights complaint'll get me a big fat check? Fat chance- I'm a conservative, which, in the eyes of the liberal elites, is a pariah to be downtrodden and taxed into submission.
They only really like their own kind. I don't know how the few conservatives with job security there (and, yes, there are some) put up with it all.
Just wanted to blow off some steam.
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