Moonbat Mockery is Good for the Nation's Heart and Soul

My friend Richard has started a Moonbat mocking initiative over at his blog and I thought it may be amuzing to take up where he left off. There is so much material to run with doing a stand up comedy act based in Moonbat foibles*. So here goes:

Q: Why did the moonbat cross the road?

A: to get to the ( fill in your favorite state subsidized entitilement here)

Q: What's the difference between a Moonbat and a trampoline?

A;You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q:How many Moonbats can you get into a 2 seat electric car?

A: 3 if they squeeze in really tight, 37 if you use a woodchipper.

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You might be a Moonbat if:


-You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.

-If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

-You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a conversation.

-You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".

-Referred to the Founding Fathers as " aristocratic, chauvinistic, white, land stealing oppressors of indigenous personnel".

-You've ever said "But look at all the good Trudeau has done for this country!"

-You've ever stared at the "voice of fire" and said; " Dude,.. THAT says it all man.... well worth the 2 million to have this graphic account of man's inhumanity to man! Tax money well spent man!"

-You argue that the only flaw with Marxist theory is that Russia was an agrarian society.

-You've ever called anyone other than a nazi party member a Fascist.

-You argue that property rights are "priviledges".

-You view Michael Moore as a courageous documentary making hero with strong patriotic convictions.

-After looking at your pay stub you can still say "Canadians are undertaxed."

-You've ever said "We really should call the HRC about what was said here."

-You came of age in the '70s and don't remember but your coke burnt nose gives you a slight clue.

-You believe "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something that important."

-You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford higher taxes because..."

-You ever told a child that Degrassi high's cancellation was " a victim of Draconian budget cuts in public broadcasting."

-You've ever argued that with just one more welfare program extention that street person will turn it around and get off drugs.

-You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the swamper at the welfare office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such noble public work.

-You want government to find alternative energy sources but complain when you have to fill up the Volvo with the new carbon sin tax you lobbied for.

-You believe our government must do it because the Europe or Japan does.

-You think socialism will catch on once society has evolved by making non socialists move to the US.

-You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have any bearing on doing his job?" when reponding to ample liberal scandals.

-You have ever blamed George Bush for anything that has not impacted you personally or is unlikely to impact you.

Got more? Put 'em in the comments or my e-mail, if I get enough I will make the Moonbat mocking day a quarterly event.

WLM